Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Don't make out with my wife yet
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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