come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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