...so i touched it.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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