im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
No subtext here. People are naked.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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