I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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