just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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