omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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