i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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