Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.