my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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