I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I am available for nakedness
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.