took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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