Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.