I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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