if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
