I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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