so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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