FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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