i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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