Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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