You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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