she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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