I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Two words: nipple clamps
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