That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm just crazy horny about you
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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