If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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