i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I am naked and annoyed.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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