I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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