? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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