The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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