69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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