is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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