My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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