Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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