It's Friday. Sex?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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