In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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