So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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