oh god the rape fog is back!
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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