your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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