Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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