Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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