so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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