Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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