He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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