You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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