Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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