So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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