i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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