remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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