3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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