'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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