I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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