I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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