let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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