just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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