Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
