is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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