what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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