margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
