She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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