I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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