Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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