Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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