on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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