On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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