try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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