It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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