He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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